As always Salute was organised by the South London Warlords and was held this year, as in 2006, at the Excel centre in London’s docklands.
My
day at salute 2007 started with an easy trip by train from Woking. The
entire journey took exactly an hour door-to-door. At 10:00 I strolled
past the queue of ‘queue buster’ badge holders (?) and entered the hall
at 10:01. My free trader’s badge courtesy of Black Cat Bases showing it’s true worth right from the off.
To
my mind a good wargames show involves three things: Buying stuff,
looking at stuff and meeting folk; not necessarily in that order.
I’m
going to start with the ‘meeting folk’ part as this was the highlight
of this year’s Salute for me. Over the course of the day I caught up
with many friends and acquaintances and met a few new ones.
Early on in the proceedings I spotted both Don Featherstone and Duke Seifried walking
around together. You don’t get an opportunity like that very often so I
introduced myself and cheesy fan photos followed. I am not ashamed,
both these gentlemen are real movers and shakers in our hobby and I for
one owe them a great debt of gratitude for the inspiration they’ve
given me. As one of the Warlords, Big Steve, commented as they left: ‘It was better than meeting Elvis’.
Me and Donald Featherstone
Me and Duke Seifried
There
was a general TMP meeting in the hideous Fox bar and restaurant at
12:00. Once again the Fox seemed caught unawares that the Excel centre
might be open on a Saturday and had no tap beer working at all. Bottled
stuff was £3.30 a bottle and half the seating area was roped off as
well. Shoddy.
I
found myself queuing up at the bar behind a chap in a full SS military
uniform complete with guns which was interesting. It felt, as we sat
supping our beer and watching the ‘Germans’ on the other table, much
like being in Casablanca (the film, not the place). I had an urge to
stand up and start singing La Marseillaise. More on the Salute Nazis
later though.
Joining me in our little gamers’ group were Germy, Johnny and his friend Aston, Malamute and his friend Jim, Thomas Nissvik, who came all the way from Sweden to buy Aliensurfer a drink only to find Alien wasn’t there (Never mind, Germy drank it for you Scott). James Forrest
also joined us for the first time (but not the last, I hope) along with
two of his six (?) children. A general good time as had by all despite
the lack of good beer or comfortable seating.
Germy, Malamute and Thomas.
James, Aston and Johnny. I spent the remainder of the day in the company of Simon Webb who I bumped into after lunch. He was with Giro, another friend of mine, but I see Giro every week so he doesn’t really warrant a mention here.
Giro and Simon.
Okay,
buying stuff next. I let myself down here a bit. I don’t buy much at
shows now because the internet makes purchasing so easy these days.
Even so, I managed to sink £150 at Salute this year. Quite a bit went
on general things that were pre-ordered to avoid postage fees and in
one case to get a 10% discount as well. Amazon Miniatures,Olley’s Armies and the Wargames Supply Dump were the main beneficiaries here.
Here's Roger from the Wargames Supply Dump looking shattered by the end of the day.
I chatted with Rees of Moonfleet Miniatures
who took me round the phenomenal amount of new figures he has produced.
Sadly most of them aren’t up on his website so you can’t see them. I
threw a bit of cash at him and walked away with a much heavier bag than
I arrived with. Hopefully I’ll have some pictures of painted miniatures
to show before too long.
Black Cat Bases later in the day, very busy as usual.
Ben and Jo at Black Cat Bases
were not content with getting me into Salute free, they also gave me a
lot of samples of their new stuff. Painted pictures and reviews will
follow as soon as time permits.
Jed at Antenociti’s Workshop
had his excellent new Tudor house on display but that’s not my thing at
the moment so I managed to avoid spending any money with him. However,
if you think you might be interested in such a thing, I urge you to
check out the website. I’ve found that Antenociti is my first stop for
scenic stuff these days due mainly to the excellent quality of the
items they sell and the wonderful customer service.
As
an aside, Jed returned home after Salute to find he had missed the
birth of his second daughter by 20 minutes. I’d like to offer my
congratulations to Jed and his wife on their new addition, hopefully
the whole clan will be in attendance next year.
I waved a happy hello to Ian and Mike on their combined Fighting 15s and Black Hat Miniatures table. Mike lives down the road from me so no money passed hands here either since I can get anything from him whenever I want.
I went and introduced myself to Lorenzo who is the editor of Dadi & Piombo, the Italian wargames magazine. There’s going to be some of my work in the next issue so watch out for it!
Now
at this point I was feeling good. I’d bought some pre-ordered stuff so
that doesn’t really count, I’d got some freebies so I’m up on the day
and I’d only succumbed to Moonfleet’s shiny things so far. Then I found Simple Miniature Games. Simple miniature Games were doing 3-for-2 on Infinity and Confrontation.
I really like the Infinity range but the prices are high so I’d avoided
all but a single blister pack until now. But, c’mon, 3-for-2, that’s a
proper bargain. I spent money. I
didn’t spend all my money and I didn’t reach for the credit card but I
spent more than I’d planned and now that I’ve started I’ll continue.
Later purchases won’t be at 3-for-2 and will hurt, hurt quite a bit I
fear. I’m addicted just like they knew I would be; curse them! It’s
like crack dealers giving you your first rock for free because they
know you’ll come back. Oh well, I’m sure I can stop anytime I want.
I tried to buy some paint from Foundry but they were out of both the colours I needed so I’ll have to mail order them and pay their exorbitant postage.
My final purchases were some terracotta zombies from John Jenkins, supplied by TM Terrain at
the show. I have the hopping vampires and the rest of the range and I
was in a mood to spend so I did. The fact that I can paint them really
quickly and attempt to restore the bought/painted figure ratio didn’t
affect my decision at all, honest.
There
was an awful lot to see at Salute this year, far more than last year it
seemed. I couldn’t photograph everything I wanted to and the poor
lighting made the photos I could get a bit washed out because of the
flash going off. Wherever possible I’ll direct you to the appropriate
website so you can find better pictures. Think of mine as just a small
taster of what was available.
Paul Darnell of Touching History
had his amazing Sudan terrain set up. I played on this terrain a little
while ago and we had a lot of fun. The full battle report which details
my incredible victory against overwhelming odds is in the latest issue
Touching History, number three.
Hornchurch Wargamers 28mm game of the Zulu Wars, Myers Drift. Scratch built wagons (from plaster) and converted ‘wading zulus’ so they can cross the river. A very spectacular game indeed.
The Escape Committee, 28mm Siege of Tenochtitlan: The fall of Mexico City 1521. My long time online forum buddy Lowtardog had much to do with this spectacular game. The hand made scenery was made by Neil Burt (AKA
Troop of Shewe) This is the same person who made the giant factory for
a Stalingrad game a while back. There scenery is beautiful to behold,
especially the home made and cast ships. I always like boards that
combine land and sea; I think the contrast between the two really makes
a game ‘pop’.
Azanti High Lightning Megagames, 1:35 scale John Frost Bridge.
This game looked spectacular from a distance but lost it a bit on the
detail with closer inspection. However, it was still a great set up and
everyone seemed to be having a good time. As I passed by during the day
I was glad to see more and more smoke clouds appearing over the German
vehicles which hopefully meant that Lt. Col. Frost and his Paras were
selling their lives dearly.
Newark Irregulars, 28mm, Blood and Dust in the Back of Beyond.
A nice looking game that appealed despite not having spectacular
terrain features. Sometimes it’s nice to just line them up and get on
with it.
Penarth & District Wargames Society, 42mm, Samurai of the Dragon.
This guy is brilliant; I just love his look and attitude (he was a very
pleasant chap). This photo makes him look like Master Po which is a
shame, he isn’t really blind. Having you very own Samurai wife must
help with getting in character. You may notice that their canopy is
held aloft by bamboo. Just an excellent little display all round and
possibly my favourite.
Warm Acre, 28mm, Hour of Glory.
This is a decent board game that lends itself to being built up in 3D.
The first picture shows a standard 3D version and the second shows one
where the rooms have been set at different heights for a genuine German
Schloss feel. This is the option I will be going for when I get around
to it.
Chemin De Feu, 28mm, Take It and Hold It.
This was a very good looking Pegasus Bridge game. The Wargames
Illustrated photographer was busy here when I arrived so no doubt it’ll
feature in an upcoming issue. I particularly liked the buildings.
Whitstable & Herne Bay Companions, 1:72, Follow the Bouncing Bomb,
a Dambusters game. Simple and very effective with lots of atmosphere.
The reflections of the tracer rounds going out across the water was a
great touch. This has suffered most from the flash going off as
everything is lightened too much. I wonder what the tape player behind
the dam was for?
Continental Wars Society, 40mm, Battle Schleswig 1848.
this is just perfect. The carpet makes this game, the atmosphere around
this was palpable, childhood revisited but with respect for the toys. I
like old style games like this and make no apologies for doing so. I am
contemplating having a go at the SYW and going for figures painted in
the toy soldier style with a nice glossy finish; somehow it just cries
out for this sort of treatment. I may steal the carpet idea too.
TooFatLardies, 28mm, Operation H.
Oh look Larry, a real wargame put on by a real wargame company. Despite
the best efforts of Larry Dunn and his Wikipedia fetish the Lardies
continue from strength to strength.
Oshiro Model Terrain
samurai game with fantastic hand made buildings. I think the rules were
Warhammer Ancients but who cares, look at the lovely houses.
Gloranthan army.
These mad folk are a credit to the fantasy wargaming scene; always
enthusiastic and always ready to go that extra yard. The huge bat has
glowing eyes and the giant is truly giant sized. There are real lights
on the citadel backdrop too. I remember seeing an article on how the
bat was made years ago so iot was nice to see it for real.
The Salute Nazis There
were SS re-enactors present at salute this year. Lots and lots of
people found this completely unacceptable and have made their feelings
known on many forums. Personally I didn’t pay much attention to them. I
looked briefly at their kit, they had some awesome vehicles with them
as well as a very nice PAK 36 set up. I found all this interesting, far
more interesting than a bunch of pseudo Vikings (or worse, elves)
trying not to hit each other with swords. I didn’t mind that they were
German troops although I would have liked to see some allied
representation as well for some contrast and to put things a little
more in perspective. I
don’t have any SS troops in my WWII German collection and I bet I’m
almost alone in this. There seems to be a fascination with the SS
amongst gamers and, it seems, re-enactors too. I
wonder if they could have attracted enough members and cash to obtain
all this amazing equipment if they were re-enacting a bog standard
German army unit. I suspect not.
Just
because they’re dressed as Nazis doesn’t mean they are Nazis. People
who join Confederate re-enactment groups for the ACW don’t have to own
slaves and presumably anyone who joins a Spartan group in the wake of
300 won’t be expected to leave their newborn babies on mountain tops
either.
Now,
there were some home front elements in the re-enactment group. Women
and children all decked out as Nazis with mock Nazi home rooms and
portraits of Hitler. I’ve seen this type of camp or home life portrayed
by other historical groups and nobody’s batted an eyelid. Why get bent
out of shape because these people are showing the home life of the bad
guys? Are pretend Nazis that frightening? Neo-Nazis are frightening and
need to be stood up to but people dressed in historical clothing to
show what life was like back then? Come on.
So
far so good, I can take or leave re-enactors no matter what they’re
dressed as. I would prefer not to see them at wargames shows because I
think our two hobbies are distinct and separate. If I want to see
re-enactors I’ll go to a re-enactors’ event.
Now,
here comes the ‘but’. I object to Nazi re-enactors selling modern day
Nazi souvenirs. Hitler mugs are not historical and serve no educational
purpose what so ever. Swastika mugs are not historical and serve no
educational purpose what so ever. If you’re a Nazi SS re-enactor and
you need to raise money go on a sponsored walk or something, bake
wartime cakes and sell them, appear in documentaries and films. Please
don’t sell German marching song cds and mugs with hateful propaganda
pictures on them, that just makes you look like tossers and wannabe
real Nazis which you’re not. Are you?
I forgot the Dalek pic. Daleks and Nazis, we're doomed!