For use when you are either very bored, or slightly inebriated. Simply think of an amusing curse word, then roll a D20 on the first and last columns, to randomly generate your hilarious bird name. (these often make satisfying insults or exclamations). You may roll twice on the first column if you desire an extra long comedy bird name.
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1 |
Roll Twice |
Insert Cuss
word |
1 |
Babbler
|
|
2 |
Lesser |
|
2 |
Jabber |
|
3 |
Crested |
|
3 |
Bustard |
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4 |
Plumed |
|
4 |
Chough (chuff)
|
|
5 |
Bald |
|
5 |
Dipper |
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6 |
Red
Breasted |
|
6 |
Diver |
|
7 |
Marsh |
|
7 |
Flicker |
|
8 |
Common |
|
8 |
Godwit |
|
9 |
Spotted |
|
9 |
Thrush |
|
10 |
Twittering |
|
10 |
Flapper |
|
11 |
Greater |
|
11 |
Hatch |
|
12 |
Royal |
|
12 |
Peewit |
|
13 |
Horned |
|
13 |
Sapsucker |
|
14 |
Long Tailed
|
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14 |
Sheathbill |
|
15 |
Speckled |
|
15 |
Smew |
|
16 |
Short
Tailed |
|
16 |
Swallow |
|
17 |
Downy |
|
17 |
Twite |
|
18 |
Gobbling |
|
18 |
Chafer |
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19 |
Shrieking |
|
19 |
Tit |
|
20 |
Warbling |
|
20 |
Whoppit |