Matakishi's Tea House

A simple little site...

Maukie, Your Free Internet Kitten



The Scribbler

This is a wonderful little program that renders your sketch as a scribbled pencil doodle. Use the link below to try it.


Automatic dice roller


What dice type? How many dice to roll?

3 Sided

4 Sided

5 Sided

6 Sided

8 Sided

10 Sided

12 Sided

20 Sided

30 Sided

100 Sided

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The Comedy Bird Name Game

 For use when you are either very bored, or slightly inebriated. Simply think of an amusing curse word, then roll a D20 on the first and last columns, to randomly generate your hilarious bird name. (these often make satisfying insults or exclamations). You may roll twice on the first column if you desire an extra long comedy bird name.

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Roll Twice

Insert Cuss word

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Babbler

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Lesser

 

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Jabber

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Crested

 

3

Bustard

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Plumed

 

4

Chough (chuff)

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Bald

 

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Dipper

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Red Breasted

 

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Diver

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Marsh

 

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Flicker

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Common

 

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Godwit

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Spotted

 

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Thrush

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Twittering

 

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Flapper

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Greater

 

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Hatch

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Royal

 

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Peewit

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Horned

 

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Sapsucker

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Long Tailed

 

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Sheathbill

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Speckled

 

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Smew

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Short Tailed

 

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Swallow

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Downy

 

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Twite

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Gobbling

 

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Chafer

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Shrieking

 

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Tit

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Warbling

 

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Whoppit


Matakashi cat miniature sculpted, cast and donated by Mike Broadbent to support this site.


'Short in Stature, Tall in Power, Narrow of Purpose, and Wide of Vision.'
-Ergo the Magnificent